Within minutes of our first conversation, Karen Russell was describing the antics of a hypothetical sentient mustache. It would hail a cab and hop a flight around the world, she decided, sneaking away from its given face in the dark the night. We agreed it seemed a very mustacherly thing to do. “The mustache is not, like, paying its taxes.”
A Few Very Important Facts About Author Karen Russell, from Gapers Block. (Read the full interview here)

You want to tune in to this one tonight.  Beach balls with glow sticks.  That is all that needs to be said.